Mitch

Recently, I have really been enjoying old Mitch Hedberg stuff. He was so great.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Mitch Hedberg

Talk to the highlighter

She narrates the entire day, talking to this blue highlighter.



I love this kid.

know what I mean?

I used to love Ernest so much!

Happy Halloween

Enjoy! ... or don't.

Novembeard goal

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Yeah, I know the jokes are old, but they're still funny!

Mayo-Leven

Colbert fires back at hipster upstart Miracle Whip

Dig it

Kanyeezy, you did it again

http://kanye-jackass.ytmnd.com/

Slap your troubles away remix

This imfomercial always cracked me up. Slap Chop!

But wait! There's more!

remixed and autotuned?!? I was up early this morning (I guess I still am up early this morning) and saw this remix on TV.

wait- you're gonna love my nuts.

Greatest thing-- the dancer. She looks like she knows she's got no relevance to the commercial.